Nice answer! Plugging your ass with whipped cream and eating you out sounds like a perfect birthday celebration! I see a long candle fucking your cunt while you're being eaten! Now I have to go masturbate!

Solid; extended wear; larger ones hurt (NOT into S&M); too small makes retention difficult

How do I access the chat group? I keep following all your instructions and always wind up at some NSFW wall.

so how many are happy with a dildo/buttplug vs a living throbbing cock. Even if you're retired, hard to find a hard dick able to stay lodged in place. And what about kink stuff--like carrots or other natural items? Lunch, anyone??

i love a "good vibration" because it's a whole sensation experience by itself. Feels giddy in the asshole and certainly gives me a masturbatory thrill. Makes me wanna cum!

I find it pleasant and fun to have a nice vibrator tingling inside my ass while I sit and read. Yes, shaking my booty gets me pleasingly wet and aroused. Hooray for batteries!

If you're older, and you've been plugging along nicely now with medium (glass, steel) items, is it more difficult for the anal muscles to contract sufficiently to hold a small plug? After all, older isn't necessarily better (more flexible). Comments?

Routine anal play is new for me, and I fucking love it! Jamming butt plugs, masturbating with them inside me, feeling them go in and out--holy shit!

How long did it take your ass to be routinely comfortable with dildos/butt plugs of whatever girth lodged inside? I went from small to medium but(t) find large sizes too intimidating (I'm 6 ft 2 inches). As long as it feels good is my preference; if it starts to hurt too long, I've probably overdone...

Wow! Can you provide the name of the aliexpress toy? Thank you!!