My opinion is that you need a more flexible dildo, so that when it collides with an internal bend, it'll be able to negotiate the turn instead of getting hung up. Have you tried the John Holmes UR3 (Ultra-Realistic 3)?

Oh, I know. I've discussed it with her plenty. She's well and truly convinced she doesn't ever want it anymore, despite her having said (back in our honeymoon days, "Wow! I didn't know it could feel so good." I've long since given up trying to understand. My understanding isn't going change her mind...

This looks intriguing to me.

When both are parallel to each other and open the widest they are 2" apart. After this you can adjust the top and then the tip opens up to 4 1/2" while the base is at 3 7/8".

"Cum dump".. Interesting. I could never do it though - mainly because it would always matter greatly to me who the person attached to the cock IS. If, as in my fantasy, semen is energetic, then I'm not so sure how many people are out there who's psychological energy I'd want to take in. Very few, pr...

Wow! I like your fantasy. Won't happen though, for the same reasons. In my version though, I keep all the cum inside me, and absorb all those vitamins and life-forces. Oh, and since it's a fantasy, I have morning, afternoon and night-time sessions, every day. Just fantasizing about all that fresh sp...

I can understand the titillating thrill factor of being used as a sex toy, and also of having/using someone else as a sex object. But it all goes out the window, for me, when it is put in terms of Dom and sub. If there was something called Sex Object Role-Play, without the dominance element, there'd...

Funnel in the ass? I saw it on a video once, and thought, "ya know, that would work!" It certainly did for them. Though a funnel sounds kind of un-sexy, I think I could easily overlook that just to have the rest of the experience. I can't imagine there'd be many ladies who would find it exciting. Bu...

Yeah, I'm weird too. If I have sex with someone, there's an automatic emotional bond of some sort. I don't intend it, it just happens. Knowing this, I can never have sex with someone unless an emotional bond with them would be a welcome thing. So, wisdom tells me emotional involvement is an inevitab...

Yay, Buttwoman! You're a breath of fresh common sense.

That is such an awesomely hot story! I wish I had personal experiences to relate. It surprises me not in the least that very little came out. The large intestine is meant to absorb moisture, as needed. You say you were in the hot sun (and therefore probably somewhat dehydrated), and then had 30 minu...