Funny thought for the day

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Funny thought for the day

Post by Buttwoman » Sun Apr 16, 2017 6:52 am

Does anybody actually get off on Japanese porn?
The girls privates are all pixelated into abstract art, and then the guy walks in sporting a one and a half inch dick.

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Re: Funny thought for the day

Post by AnnoMundi » Sun Apr 16, 2017 2:35 pm

Pixelated pussies ain't that bad. After all, it's not a body part we are that much interested in. Small dick sizes...., well, it helps to keep some perspective compared to all those insanely huge Western porn dongs. The thing that does weird me out with JAV is the way the women squeal and moan like little girls. It makes me feel like I'm watching child pornography.

So no, I'm not getting off on JAV.

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Re: Funny thought for the day

Post by Haunter » Mon Apr 24, 2017 10:58 am

I found out (don't know why, I'm not racist!) that japanese women or similar looks are a turn off for me, so I avoid the whole packet :D

Side reflection: how many women do moan while having sex? I don't like it and found out also that any sign by her showing she's being hurt, even slightly, is a huge turn off and stops me immediately. Moaning included. :?
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Re: Funny thought for the day

Post by mat5x » Tue Apr 25, 2017 10:14 am

lol same. anal starlet Aurora Snow is like that - she sounds like a brain-damaged seal when getting fucked, which sounds kinda like a deaf/mute woman in pain, so it turns me off.

I love finding anal port where the woman isnt making that much noise, so you can hear when something actually happens instead of it just being repeated yelling/fake moans. (Also the editors edit the sound and take moan clips and repeat/overlay them often... it's all faked a bunch.)

As for the japanese art - yeah the pussies have a small black bar over them - but you can still see most of it? huh? Dont get it.

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Re: Funny thought for the day

Post by AnnoMundi » Tue Apr 25, 2017 3:15 pm

I kinda like Aurora Snow, even if she does sound like a brain damaged seal. Still infinitely better then adult Japanese women squealing like primary school girls. Or Sasha Grey who just can't seem to shut up for a single second with her sex talk. I guess it seems to be an outgrowth of American porn, where all the pornstars seem to think they have to be some ferocious sexual predator and show how badass they are.

If you prefer your porn to be a little more on the silent side might I suggest some Eastern European Eurotrash? In series like FirstAnalQuest or AssTeenMouth the women often barely say a word. Maybe too little as they often just lie there getting penetrated and think of Mother Russia. On the plus side though, blissful silence and lots of anal only scenes.

Speaking of weird porn noises and behavior, anyone remember 90's and 2000's pornstar Chloe? Who had the weirdest orgasm face and looked like she was having a seizure when she orgasmed.

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Re: Funny thought for the day

Post by mat5x » Tue Apr 25, 2017 9:41 pm

AnnoMundi wrote: adult Japanese women squealing like primary school girls.

Like Brianna Love? The only reason I know she wasnt being actually murdered is because she screamed like that when someone was fingering her clit gently too. Always gotta establish the benchmark, yeesh.
Or Sasha Grey who just can't seem to shut up for a single second with her sex talk. I guess it seems to be an outgrowth of American porn, where all the pornstars seem to think they have to be some ferocious sexual predator and show how badass they are.

Yeah, I liken it to this weird "football pump-up chant" wierdness. There's like no finesse or gentleness to it - Russians (Legalporno) or Americans (Adriano) alike anymore. Only a few producers allow any subtlety in, and most of the women just get pushed around the scenes unfortunately (because by the time they establish and identity, they're "too old" and out of the biz). Rocco occasionally has some tenderness during anal scenes, but is also kinda football-game-rough as well.

This has to do a lot with anal porn as well, because that informs the public (and newcommers to sex of all kinds) 'how sex is between people' -- which is highly unfortunate for everyone getting into anal as a lifestyle choice. Anal is often rough, and it should not be approached that way at all.

Only Chloe de Lysees and a few other very rare actresses managed to command anal scenes to the point of having some finesse (leave it to the french to have actual cinema in porn :) ).

The "Tushy" series however, is much more 'gentle' and 'couple' and 'female' friendly (tho it does seem ridiculously cloying at times, I cant stand Jillian Jansen anymore, she overdoes it, ugh).
If you prefer your porn to be a little more on the silent side might I suggest some Eastern European Eurotrash? In series like FirstAnalQuest or AssTeenMouth the women often barely say a word. Maybe too little as they often just lie there getting penetrated and think of Mother Russia. On the plus side though, blissful silence and lots of anal only scenes.

yeah it's kinda boring, but it's not Legalporno. :/ Nothing with any actual acting or sensuality.
Speaking of weird porn noises and behavior, anyone remember 90's and 2000's pornstar Chloe? Who had the weirdest orgasm face and looked like she was having a seizure when she orgasmed.

yeah, a great diservice to the cause of anal! :)

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Re: Funny thought for the day

Post by Haunter » Wed Apr 26, 2017 3:29 pm

Tenderness (and possibly romanticism and cuddlings -Why are they so rare?-) are a must for me. As regards sexual speeches I am turned on very much by Sheena Shaw's but the speeches-queen for me is Monica Mattos. I can't understand a word of her (spanish?) but it's just so hot! :lol:
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Re: Funny thought for the day

Post by AnalAnnaLisa » Fri May 26, 2017 10:51 am

I'm so glad to hear that I'm not the only one who has to mute Sasha Grey!

I'm a moaner. More like a heavy breather. I took a tantric class once where we were encouraged to refrain from high pitched screaming and the like. Instead, to allow the noises that we emit to come from our gut. Almost like grunting... it's hard to explain!

My lover is not rough with me until he knows I'm ready for it during the session. But he totally gets turned on by my moaning as my asshole adjusts to his cock. He likes to see and hear me pushing through the discomfort.
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Re: Funny thought for the day

Post by mochisex » Fri May 26, 2017 10:09 pm

Well, I also think Japanese porn is a bit weird, since the women always acts like they are in great pain, that's kind if a turn off fore me.

They have some weird law about showing generals, but often I found clips that are unpixled.
Like to see the pussy during the anal sex.

I have nothing against the looks of Japanese women, it's actually a turn on and would love to have sex sometimes with an Asian woman, but it's hard to find good porn from that country.

Tushy series that was mentioned is great.

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Re: Funny thought for the day

Post by angel2001 » Mon Oct 29, 2018 10:36 pm

"Does anybody actually get off on Japanese porn?"

I don't.

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