What do you think about farts?
What do you think about farts?
Well, as I said in another post, I do not like scat. I am not troubled by shit, because one needs to be prepaired for it when one loves anal, but I do not like it either. However, I must admit that I find it rather sexy hearing a nice butt farting not long before the anal action begins, perhaps when the girl has its trousers still on and when it happens casually. What do you think?
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Re: What do you think about farts?
I'm probably the other way around. I am quite happy to don a little brown trophy on the end of my cock or have messy sex, though I am not into scat for scats sake either - we just take it as it comes; but I'm not a major fan of farts, other than bubbly sperm farts, which are cool. Though If I do hear a fart before sex I sometimes think, 'Oh, it's limbering itself up to take me.' So I guess I can take or leave them, all part of the anal sex scene; but I certainly don't miss them when they are not there 

Re: What do you think about farts?
AnalJay wrote: ↑Fri Oct 22, 2021 1:06 amI'm probably the other way around. I am quite happy to don a little brown trophy on the end of my cock or have messy sex, though I am not into scat for scats sake either - we just take it as it comes; but I'm not a major fan of farts, other than bubbly sperm farts, which are cool. Though If I do hear a fart before sex I sometimes think, 'Oh, it's limbering itself up to take me.' So I guess I can take or leave them, all part of the anal sex scene; but I certainly don't miss them when they are not there![]()
I do think that the brown trophy can sometimes be funny...like the actual proof that you have just been inside an ass. But I do not miss it if it is not there. I am not into scat for scat sake, as you said.
Farts...well, I cannot say that I love them or that I find them necessary, but they can be funny. It is like the ass making an invitation to our dick.

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Re: What do you think about farts?
It comes with the territory.
A few times ago while I was fucking why wife’s ass and I started to orgasm, she started farting. I was a little surprised cause I was in her pretty deep but something about the cum I assume caused her to fart despite being full of cock. It was super hot, and didn’t bother me at all. She felt a little awkward which affected her ability to cum but I told her in the future there is nothing to worry about and just go with it!
The time before last, after we both orgasmed during anal, my wife asked me to eat her out (my wife usually has one orgasm from Anal followed by another from oral) and she farted really loud when I was going down on her. It caught me completely by surprise, so much so I jumped back, not from being turned off but just from the surprise of it. My wife started laughing hysterically which caused me to do the same. After we both got control of ourselves I gladly resumed licking her to another orgasm.
A few times ago while I was fucking why wife’s ass and I started to orgasm, she started farting. I was a little surprised cause I was in her pretty deep but something about the cum I assume caused her to fart despite being full of cock. It was super hot, and didn’t bother me at all. She felt a little awkward which affected her ability to cum but I told her in the future there is nothing to worry about and just go with it!
The time before last, after we both orgasmed during anal, my wife asked me to eat her out (my wife usually has one orgasm from Anal followed by another from oral) and she farted really loud when I was going down on her. It caught me completely by surprise, so much so I jumped back, not from being turned off but just from the surprise of it. My wife started laughing hysterically which caused me to do the same. After we both got control of ourselves I gladly resumed licking her to another orgasm.
Re: What do you think about farts?
I am not into scat but i would not mind if there are some brown stuffs.. its natural and we gotta accept it.. i personally get turned on when ass queefs.. hands down… this is am amazing feeling for me…
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Re: What do you think about farts?
Love 'em. Only female farts though. I could take or leave the smell, I guess. It's almost like a mating call.
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Re: What do you think about farts?
I love when a woman farts on my cock. Not into scat or anything like that. But definitely a turn on when a woman farts. A bit of a fetish I have.