Memories that get you rock hard
Posted: Wed Mar 29, 2023 1:17 pm
I'll go first. This is the story of how I met my wife.
I was a 27 year old man and I was about to leave my job and relocate back to Austria. At the time i was living in a house share in some - non descript part of the UK. Being a house share meant when i decided to host a leaving party, the house mates invited their friends.
One house mate, a French girl who I had a hot cold relationship invited some of her work colleagues to the party.
This farewell party had a theme! It was Wizard staffs. For those that don't know, a wizard staff party involves the participants dressing up as wizards and every time you finish your drink you tape it onto the previous drink. You essentially become a grand wizard once your wizard staff is as tall as you are. I'm 6ft so that meant i had to consume a healthy amount of beer, cider, and g&t. (no one said the staff had to be uniform).
So imagine me, dress with a long grey gown, long grey wig, a long grey beard which had been plated, purple eyes, and a staff 6ft high made of finished drinks that had a glowing ball on top for dramatic effect.
Deeming myself to be sufficiently tanked up on fuel I was feeling super confident. So confident in fact i thought i would try and get together again with my French house mate.
I walked up to her and started flirting. In the past we had had sex and oral sex after a couple drunken nights. However on this night she started telling me about how she was questioning her sexual orientation, but she wanted me, but she wanted this girl she liked. It was very surreal situation to be in, the more i wanted her the more she was drawn to this other girl. The more i ignored her the more she wanted me.
Realising it'd be my last week on the island I thought fuck it, I need pussy (this was before i became a bum bandit). Therefore being on the hunt i turned to the guests the French girl had brought.
I remember looking at my blue eyed blonde platted haired wife for the first time. I was truely just looking into the very essence of her eyes and without a moments hesitation I said "jesus you're beautiful". After a few more complements, fun conversational topics and some teasing I told her its my party because i'm leaving and how sad i was i didn't meet someone like her before.
This is the bit that blows my mind to this day. It was my wife that looked at me and said "I want you to fuck me in the butt.". The speed we went to my room would have put Usain Bolt to shame.
She lubed me up with her mouth, turned around and wiggled her butt for me, then took my cock and guided me to her butt. This was her first time having anal sex. I later found out she only had 1 bf before me, and he was a puritan. Once in i just started ramming like a jack hammer.
After we had finished, she insisted we go upstairs to the shared shower. The party was still ongoing in the house but she just took my cock and walked me through the house butt naked like a puppy on a leash. When in the shower she sucked me hard again and we started vaginal sex.
Being the chivalrous man that i was I couldn't let her walk home on her own, so i walked her back to her house. Once then we fell into sex again like wild animals. I was switching from anal, pussy mouth....fortunately no one got an UTI.
By midday the next day I had to return to the house share because i need to hand over the keys to the landlord. It wasn't until i got back that i realised there was bits of shit and probably blood all over the bed. My mother would be proud how quickly i cleaned that room, changed the sheets and washed the evidence of the previous nights drunken debauchery.
So you may be wondering how she became my wife? Well after a week back in Austria and messaging her, i invited her to visit. She went out on a limb and did visit. The rest as they say is history.
I was a 27 year old man and I was about to leave my job and relocate back to Austria. At the time i was living in a house share in some - non descript part of the UK. Being a house share meant when i decided to host a leaving party, the house mates invited their friends.
One house mate, a French girl who I had a hot cold relationship invited some of her work colleagues to the party.
This farewell party had a theme! It was Wizard staffs. For those that don't know, a wizard staff party involves the participants dressing up as wizards and every time you finish your drink you tape it onto the previous drink. You essentially become a grand wizard once your wizard staff is as tall as you are. I'm 6ft so that meant i had to consume a healthy amount of beer, cider, and g&t. (no one said the staff had to be uniform).
So imagine me, dress with a long grey gown, long grey wig, a long grey beard which had been plated, purple eyes, and a staff 6ft high made of finished drinks that had a glowing ball on top for dramatic effect.
Deeming myself to be sufficiently tanked up on fuel I was feeling super confident. So confident in fact i thought i would try and get together again with my French house mate.
I walked up to her and started flirting. In the past we had had sex and oral sex after a couple drunken nights. However on this night she started telling me about how she was questioning her sexual orientation, but she wanted me, but she wanted this girl she liked. It was very surreal situation to be in, the more i wanted her the more she was drawn to this other girl. The more i ignored her the more she wanted me.
Realising it'd be my last week on the island I thought fuck it, I need pussy (this was before i became a bum bandit). Therefore being on the hunt i turned to the guests the French girl had brought.
I remember looking at my blue eyed blonde platted haired wife for the first time. I was truely just looking into the very essence of her eyes and without a moments hesitation I said "jesus you're beautiful". After a few more complements, fun conversational topics and some teasing I told her its my party because i'm leaving and how sad i was i didn't meet someone like her before.
This is the bit that blows my mind to this day. It was my wife that looked at me and said "I want you to fuck me in the butt.". The speed we went to my room would have put Usain Bolt to shame.
She lubed me up with her mouth, turned around and wiggled her butt for me, then took my cock and guided me to her butt. This was her first time having anal sex. I later found out she only had 1 bf before me, and he was a puritan. Once in i just started ramming like a jack hammer.
After we had finished, she insisted we go upstairs to the shared shower. The party was still ongoing in the house but she just took my cock and walked me through the house butt naked like a puppy on a leash. When in the shower she sucked me hard again and we started vaginal sex.
Being the chivalrous man that i was I couldn't let her walk home on her own, so i walked her back to her house. Once then we fell into sex again like wild animals. I was switching from anal, pussy mouth....fortunately no one got an UTI.
By midday the next day I had to return to the house share because i need to hand over the keys to the landlord. It wasn't until i got back that i realised there was bits of shit and probably blood all over the bed. My mother would be proud how quickly i cleaned that room, changed the sheets and washed the evidence of the previous nights drunken debauchery.
So you may be wondering how she became my wife? Well after a week back in Austria and messaging her, i invited her to visit. She went out on a limb and did visit. The rest as they say is history.