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Talk to me ladies and gents. Like the subject says, looking for anal specific romantic dirty talk ideas. My partner doesn't like the real dirty stuff.

When pooing ask her (the partner) if she is making room for you later.

Make comments and pushback.


Fucking the shit out of them .


If they want to soil your dick. Mark their territory

What analwizard says as first remark.

My ex often did that, with hers and my kids around, saying “I need to go to the toilet now, make room for ‘my name’ ”

I always imagined that one day the kids would get what she was saying.

"Your ass feels so fucking lovely."
"You feel my cock buried inside you?...just like it's meant to be."
"Tell me how good that stretch feels...so intense and perfect"
"The way I slide in and out of your ass feels too good."
"I'm going to fill your ass up with my babies."

Last one is funny, ngl. It's hard for me to think of "romantic" terms that are also dirty talk. I tend to let out my filthy side. haha

"Are you making room for me"? I say to my boyfriend "just going to make room for you" when I'm going to for a poo. He still has a shy giggle!!

Some partners just don't like dirty talk. My girlfriend is now a total anal convert but can't stand dirty talk so I don't bother. It kills the mood if both aren't into the same things. My previous girlfriend was all into that kind of talk, but not anal, so I think I win with being anal only now.

Ya Chris, you are lucky, anal vs. dirty talk is a no brainer...
Enjoy while you can, life is short...

We as a couple have no need fir dirty talk. But she likes it if I send her a GIF of a woman getting assfucked, cause she knows it will be her ass that gets it that night.

Something I love, it hearing her squeeze the anal douche into her loveley asshole. The idea she’s cleaning herself to do ass to mouth is mindblowing. She cleans every day, by the way, but I don’t always hear it.

I love using “assfucking” when I talk to her about sex. Even if we only do it anal, I love telling it like it is. Keeps making me happy.

We work together in our own business. So her telling me, while working “I want you to take me up my ass tonight” is always fantastic to hear. Aah and something she likes is when I tell her “go put a plug in”. She likes it because I tell her to (dominance) and she knows for 100% her asshole will get my dick in it.

I enjoy gradually getting a woman accustomed to dirty anal talk, as I gradually get them used to having anal sex be the center of our sexual relationship. Both take time. But it’s worth the effort and intentionality when it culminates in regularly buttfucking a 79 year old woman in prone bone position, making her grunt and groan for hours, while I whisper filth in her ears. “You dirty anal buttfuck whore. You love having a younger cock pushed in your hot colon. I’m going to sodomize you all day. I’m not going to stop breaking your shit pipe. I’m going to sodomize you until you can’t walk.” Being able to whisper that to a sweet old granny while she relishes being assfucked is a pleasure that is unmatched.

CaliforniaPlayboy wrote: ↑

Sun Feb 25, 2024 1:10 pm

buttfucking a 79 year old woman

I feel a little sick now.