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Funny quotes
Posted: Fri Jul 11, 2014 12:34 pm
by marcus
We've all read them before and laughed. Here's a place to post funny or inaccurate things you've read about anal sex. I'll start:
guys who like anal more than often, have a bi curious streak in them, so be prepared
http://www.girlsaskguys.com/sexual-heal ... ke-vaginal
Re: Funny quotes
Posted: Thu Jul 17, 2014 7:55 am
by marcus
This is priceless....
women dont,never did and never will prefer the back door...most don't even like it..many hate it.....just sayin..never met a woman who in private would disagree with me(im a woman)
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/03/0 ... 92105.html
Re: Funny quotes
Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2014 11:06 am
by marcus
men like anal because of what they see in porn… and the assumption that its going to feel better because its tighter.. this is exactly how porn is misleading.. men who know how to satisfy a woman and have experienced making a woman orgasm usually do not even like anal. not only can a woman not orgasm from it, there is also no natural lubriation, or pulsing contractions (like there are in the vagina). Anal is also less intimate and is missing the gratification from arousing a woman (comparatively speaking)
Okay, this one isn't funny. It's sad, because its full of misconceptions and basically completely wrong. The world badly needs educating.
If you're interested in the rest of the conversation:
http://www.thestudentroom.co.uk/showthr ... ?t=2720055
Re: Funny quotes
Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2014 3:13 pm
by analsexonly
That last one is mirrored on that person's blog, which I came across last week and added to the tumblr queue, so it and my response to it should be getting posted tomorrow.
Re: Funny quotes
Posted: Thu Jul 31, 2014 12:03 pm
by marcus
And that blogger calls herself a "sex specialist"!
Re: Funny quotes
Posted: Thu Jul 31, 2014 4:32 pm
by taylork
Yes i read lots of stuff like that all the time. The experts don't know anything about anal. In fact its always the people who haven't tried anal that make up stuff that isn't true and want to stop people enjoying. But i think its far to late now as so many people know anal is actually better for them in all these different ways.
Re: Funny quotes
Posted: Tue Aug 12, 2014 5:00 am
by marcus
Haha, here's another:
THAT BACK DOOR THAT YOU PROMOTE TO THE YOUTH AND THE DEPRAVED WAS DESIGNED BY NATURE FOR THE EXCRETION OF PARASITES, WASTE, PUSS, WORMS AND MATTER TOO DISGUSTING TO NOTE, YOU COULD AS WELL ASK A PIG TO GIVE YOU ENTRY TO ITS ASS. STOP PROMOTING CRAP BECAUSE YOU ARE BORED WITH YOURSELF IN BED.
http://www.gq.com/life/mens-lives/20140 ... sex-advice