How to celebrate 2 years of anal only ?

[Rimmer]

Hahaha, I sometimes say to my wife when we go away, I have ordered a set of wooden stocks to be delivered to our room. We have joked in the past about setting up a company that specializes in renting, delivering and then picking back up wooden stocks. Can you imagine the look on on the face of the concierge as they are waltzed in. I guess you would have a tarp over them to cover them up and that could then be laid on the floor under them to protect the carpet.

[Colt1911]

@Backdoorlover I’d love to take her ass in a sex swing but she’s terrified our adult children will find this stuff. Also, a swing commits you to one position per session. We like to use various positions and a sex swing limits that ability. If you want to give her something special, get her one of those French made stainless plugs from Rosebuds. It’s jewelry for her special love hole.