Things people would say if anal sex was the social "norm"

Tell about your own experiences with the anal only lifestyle.
publicassman
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Re: Things people would say if anal sex was the social "norm

Post by publicassman » Tue Feb 07, 2017 5:17 pm

"He keeps wanting to fuck my pussy. I think he might be gay."

"Ew. You do pussy to mouth? Isn't that dirty?"

"Ow! What the fuck?! Get it out of my pussy you perv!"

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Re: Things people would say if anal sex was the social "norm

Post by fantasizing-realist » Thu Apr 20, 2017 3:27 pm

publicassman wrote:"He keeps wanting to fuck my pussy. I think he might be gay."


Um, how does that one make sense? gay men don't have vaginas.




also, it's all fine and dandy if you both like anal and are able to pull it off with no issues, but let's be realistic here. if anal were meant to be the norm, women wouldn't *need* to look up how to make it not hurt. it's also how most animals would go about it.

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Re: Things people would say if anal sex was the social "norm"

Post by LuvMyWifesAss » Thu Dec 18, 2025 4:47 pm

A few new ones:

"We only do vaginal when we're trying to conceive. It's not for fun."

"Oh, you're one of those couples? The baby-making kind?"

"It's just not built for it. It's designed to stretch for a baby, not for a good time."

"I hear it gets loose over time. Anal stays tight."

"Honestly, what's the appeal? It's just a wet hole. There's no tightness, no real friction."

"You have to worry about discharge and pH balances and infections. The pussy is a high-maintenance hole."

"Why would you want to put it there? It's just for babies, not for pleasure."

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Re: Things people would say if anal sex was the social "norm"

Post by gapeanal » Mon Feb 16, 2026 3:44 am

If Anal only was the norm, sosciety would be very different!

The asshole would be called the pleasure hole, and the pussy would be called the pregnancy hole.
Girls would learn how to use their pleasure hole correctly instead of learning were the kids come from. Since asshole would be for pure pleasure, it would be taught as normal for masturbation and play. Girls would compite who has more anal and who has the biggest gape, who had the more men fucking her hole.

Common things people would say would be:
Dating apps:
"Hi, how big is your gape?"
"Do you do dap?"
At first date:
"Do you need lube or you are ok?"
"I like your gape"

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