analgirl98 wrote:I guess because to us enlightened few, anal is normal
Your wording struck a chord with me, so I take free reign with the St. Crispin's Day Speech of Shakespeare’s Henry V.
From this day to the ending of the world,
But we in it shall be remembered-
We few, we happy few, we band of brothers and sisters;
For they to-day that have anal sex with me
Shall be my sibling; be they ne'er so vile,
This day shall gentle their condition;
And gentlefolk in England now a-bed
Shall think themselves accurs'd they were not here,
And hold their anus cheap whiles any speaks
That assfucked with us upon Saint Crispin's day.