Greetings from Silicon Valley

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Vaselino
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Joined: Fri Sep 16, 2016 7:05 am
Location: San Jose, California, USA

Greetings from Silicon Valley

Post by Vaselino » Wed Sep 21, 2016 12:11 am

A few days ago, I discovered this anal only lifestyle site through a nonce bit of trolling amidst Tumblr quasi-porn. Having quickly read a lot of site content, I have already made a few comments, but hereby want to make my introduction. My pseudonymous name is Neal, from my facetiously chosen nom de plume, Neal Vaselino. I recall it being used in one of the sporadic MIT hack newspapers when I was an undergrad there at the end of the tumultuous Nixonian days. Oops, a hint that I'm not of the age to get involved with the lovely virginal AO 19 year-olds here. (Three at a time perhaps to get a closer age sum match.) To add another personal spec, I typically identify as Dom/hetero, though not at job interviews.

Hello to all you delightful analists and analistas. You’re pleased to meet me. Or perhaps its pleased the other way around, which is rather the focus of this site. I’m writing to you from sunny California, where it’s not sunny right now due to something called midnight.

I’ve been heavily involved in all manner of anal-everything for many years. Currently sans wife or girlfriend (from bygone days), I have these strong recurring sexual fantasies that when I’m having anal sex, I’m with someone. The forums here on this site impel me to call my longtime friend, Kathy, not only to discuss important financial matters she wants me to manage for her, but to possibly rekindle her historical intense fondness for anal sex, enemas, spanking, and the like. I had been involved with Eulenspiegel in New York when I lived on the East Coast years ago and the Society of Janus here in the San Francisco Bay area, so we can add BDSM kinkster to my anal aficionado qualifications. Noting that only a small subset of the crowd here is BDSM oriented, I’m happy to pontificate that vanilla sex is great, too, especially if its anal vanilla.

Happy to be here!
Neal Vaselino :)

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