I have been anal erotic since I was 5 y.o. and let a toilet plunger handle make love to me

BEWARE: I tend to use the "crude" words that stir our spirits - Fuck, Cunt, Cock, Cum, and for some reason, Sperm and Shit Hole. I'm not trying to be crude, I just am

Anal Sex and Masturbation is so good, I'm surprised we have any children.
I'm 74 years old, so I'm just looking for conversations with other weirdos who are proud of loving their ass hole.
Although the taste and smell of Cunt is the most heavenly, and the feel of a man's Cock in my ass is the reward for living, I spend most of my time pleasuring myself through Marathon Anal Masturbation, sometimes for 3 days or more. Largely because making intimate friends is made difficult by Asperger's Syndrome.
But I can talk your leg off.