Unsuccessful at finding my unicorn

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Unsuccessful at finding my unicorn

Post by Analislife » Sat May 20, 2017 12:41 pm

I am tired of being unsuccessful in my attempts to find my perfect female unicorn, I am giving up the search for the holy grail, time to eat a bullet. Going in too many circles and I don't see any light at the end of the tunnel. I'm just a broken tool without a purpose in life.

After much deliberation I came to the conclusion that I can't find her online, I can't find her in bars, I can't find her through social connections and I just can't find her period years and years of searching wasted. This is the only place other then porn that women are into aol. There is no personals post pages here to help either. Either all of this is a complete lie or I'm the only guy like this.

I am better off being a hermit and cutting off all contact from the world and getting a Vasectomy to kill off all my desires that have ruined my life. I am unable to find her, I just can't find her. Good bye everyone.

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Re: Unsuccessful at finding my unicorn

Post by Sgt_Valk » Sat May 20, 2017 12:48 pm

Have you not read any posts on here??? Most of these people here started vanilla... then over time went to AO. The vast majority of people that do anal regularly, probably didnt before their current partner. You are looking for a unicorn. How bout you pick a horse and help it grow and evolve into a unicorn over time. Ever thought about D/s? You could find a sub that you connect with on an emotional level, and their want to please you could quickly become AO. I feel like you spent too much time and effort trying to find someone that is already moulded, when in reality you could probably mould someone you connect with faster. Even if you did find your unicorn, there is a good chance that you wouldnt have been a good match for each ither outside the bedroom...
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Re: Unsuccessful at finding my unicorn

Post by AnnoMundi » Sat May 20, 2017 5:10 pm

What exactly are you looking for and what has been your methods in finding what you're looking for? Strategy and tactics please. The more you give us, the better we might be able to help you or tell you what you did wrong.

In the end though, keep in mind that modern dating is hard. The old social networks of the past have fallen by the way side or disappeared completely. We're now competing with the attention that people get from social media and smartphones have given people the attention span of mayflies. And the abundance of online dating can cause fear of making an actual choice. What if a better partner is just around the corner? Choice paralysis basically.

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Re: Unsuccessful at finding my unicorn

Post by Haunter » Sun May 21, 2017 2:20 pm

Dear Analislife, you're not alone. I also find EXTREMELY difficult fining a partner. I'm also quite shy, and this is a huge drawback for sure. I used a pair of dating sites but nothing came out of it. Some girls in the years were interested, but either nothing did start or I wasn't attracted to them...
It's tough and frustrating too. But one must keep trying:

"Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall" -Confucius

Instead I agree with Annomundi: maybe it's the strategy that needs a focus:

"Madness is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results" -Einstein

So good luck both to you and me, but don't give up! The future is unpredictable. Moreover here plenty of people are willing to help and share their experice. Discomfort is human. Let it pass and then awake looking at the problem from a different prospective. This is the key in many occasions, I got the proof myself!

Stay tuned! ;)
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Re: Unsuccessful at finding my unicorn

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Re: Unsuccessful at finding my unicorn

Post by A. Nalprophet » Thu Jul 06, 2017 10:31 am

I'd say this hasn't really to do with AO. Women smell very well if a guy is needy. And if you're depressed too, that's THE turn-off. You should do the opposite! Widen your social circle! The more women you know, the higher is the probability she likes anal. And work on yourself! I heard this a lot, also experienced it, if you're "the man" for a women, she'll try anything to make you happy. :D
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Re: Unsuccessful at finding my unicorn

Post by Buttwoman » Thu Jul 06, 2017 2:41 pm

AO women are made, not found.
Good luck in your search, but I think you will have better luck finding one good one, and showing her how to have the best sex of her life.

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Re: Unsuccessful at finding my unicorn

Post by vitomarkell » Sun Jul 14, 2019 5:40 am

Hehehe I know what you feel. And I understand what are you Goong through. But it's simplier that we think, it's just start looking really serious for the woman of our lives. I went through by a situation like yours, but I didn't think of killing myself instead yo look for a tranny of those who look herselves much better like even most sexy women.
Me just like you am shy to treat with women un person, so I been always treating with then on Internet.

After finishing one of my relationship because of no anal only, I joined Badoo because of a colleague who remembered me that page when he showed me using it. A woman sent me a message, now she's my wife and we have a family. I fell in love with her because she always remarked me that she would be always ready for anything I ask her on bed. Unexpectedly we become anal only very soon because the first time we made love, we tried anal right then and she liked it just like vaginal.

After two months of relationship she told me we will make love anal only. Then she was asking me to make it vaginal, I think because she was missing it sometimes, but I demanded her to be anal only. I saw she was not too confort but after a lot of time I think of her and offered my dick un her pussy and unexpectedly she rejected and told me she doesn't like vaginal anymore and even it's unconfort and sometimes painful.

So my friend the best thing is to negotiate with women. Everything la "talkeable" or I don't know the correct word but I think you understand.
Join www.ashleymadison.com
When I joined that site once, in preferences I posted that I was looking for an anal only girl. Many messages appeared in my inbox later on. And it's not bullshit, in my country Chile this site appeared on public TV because is a site for cheaters and special people, married people join to look for adventures and people like me to find what we are looking for. It's a paid site, I didn't paid because I was just trying it but to send messages you need a subscription.

Then there's a very mentioned site here I don't remember the name, people look for what they want in there to. Look for that site in this forum, try both and I assurr you that you will find your anal soul mate. But I hope that you already found her.
I prefer death instead leaving anal :twisted:

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