Strange objects

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bmasteri
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Strange objects

Post by bmasteri » Fri May 19, 2017 2:04 am

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Buttwoman
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Re: Strange objects

Post by Buttwoman » Fri May 19, 2017 5:17 am

I started anal play at a very young age, I didn't even know it was sexual, I just did it. I had to use found objects. At some point in my life, just about anything vaguely phallic shaped ended up in my ass. Of course, every vegetable, hair brushes, shampoo bottles, a billion tampons (I still do that almost every day). My memory does not serve me well enough to remember it all, use your imagination, and I've probably had one in my butt. I guess the strangest was a Barbie doll, legs first, I got her almost all the way to the boobs. Best part- Wasn't my Barbie!
I remember buying my first toy. Before sex shops, they were sold in porno magazine shops, in the seedy part of town. I'm sure it shocked the guy behind the counter to sell a vibe to a 14 year old girl. They were horrible hard plastic things, louder than a small aircraft.

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Re: Strange objects

Post by AnnoMundi » Sat May 20, 2017 4:56 pm

Lack of good toys made me play around with an empty glass deoderant bottle. I could get it almost all the way in, then it would clear the bend and in it would go. I really liked that feeling at the time. I could then push it out again. But one day it did more then go in, it went REALLY deep in. So deep in fact I couldn't push it out for days.

Those were some very nerveracking couple of days, with lots of visits to the toilet trying to expel it. All in vain in course. I pushed it in on a saturday, by monday morning I was about ready to go to the hospital when it suddenly came out. That particular game ended right there.

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Re: Strange objects

Post by minorkeyes » Sun Jun 04, 2017 4:10 pm

Lots of stuff; soda and beer bottles, batteries (AA, D, AAA), pens, pencils, hairbrush handles. Shampoo bottles, hair spray bottles, make-up brushes, carrots, cucumbers, bananas (this is not very good btw). Panties, tampons. Many enemas. Toothbrushes- electric and manual. Inflatable toys, all manner of vibes, plugs, beads and dildos.

As someone else mentions, Barbie doll legs, screwdriver handles. Just about anything phallic I could find before getting actual dick I tried to shove up my ass.

When I was young the weirdest thing was a McDonald's Happy Meal toy. It was a 'Fry Guy" toy. I found it in one of my friend's bedrooms. She had it on the corner of her desk's shelf/hutch. We were just hanging out doing our normal 12 year old girl thing. She stepped out and as was my habit I would scan the room I was in for things I thought I could shove up my ass.

Most of the time it was just a form of daydreaming, if you will. But I saw that plastic toy had a large dome shaped head a little bigger than a golf ball I want to say. I knew it would stretch me in a way I would enjoy. So I stole it by putting it in my purse.

I left eventually. Went home, washed out the toy. Locked the bathroom door so I could "take a bath". I spread wide and started pushing the toy in my butt. It was difficult but I was determined and smeared a little vaseline on the toy. And I just shoved it up my ass hard. Felt good but I took it out after a few mins and just three fingered my ass for about an hour.

As an adult I have been fisted anally nearly up to the elbow. Fucking machines, inflatable bags, metal rods, table legs, chair legs.

The best thing non-cock I was anally penetrated by was a shoe/foot combo. My sister started playing with my twat by lightly rubbing her feet between my legs. Felt good and I slowly slithered down my panties. She had one shoe off, the one she was using to tease me and her heel was dangling off the other foot as we were both prone on the couch.

She slid her bare foot up to the heel in my pussy and began fucking me. I came and was lost in orgasmic limbo. She motioned for me to turn over on my stomach. I did. I propped up my ass in the usual position she likes to fuck my ass in but she took her other foot- the one she still had her shoe dangling off and stuck the heel up my ass.

I came again. Just as she was getting going she went in my ass while wearing her heel, toes first up to the actual heel tip. We came a lot.

When we were done her shoe was still in my ass and she walked barefoot to the bathroom. Hehe.

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