The Anal Bible / The Anal Movement

[A. Nalprophet]

Hello my fellow anal enthusiasts!

So first of all, I'm very glad about this community being alive! I'd like to see it grow much more!

I'm fed up with hearing and reading all these misconceptions and fails about anal play/sex. I don't know, maybe I live in the wrong place, but everytime I talk to a girl about anal: "Noo, I tried once, but it did hurt! Never again!!!" ...of course!? Without proper cleaning and without warming up it's not too awesome. Too sad...

But I remember some polls, where it was told that about 30% of all people would like to try anal. So anal itself isn't a real taboo, I'd say. But how to do it correctly, i.e. how to prepare, this seems to be a biiig big taboo. Even the biggest sluts I've had in bed... they didn't know how to do it! I had to teach them all. So here's my point: This has to be changed! I have to 'teach' this worldwide and initialize the anal movement!

Maybe it will work, maybe it won't, I just have to try this. As there are just a lot of more or less shy and short descriptions, randomly distributed, of how to do anal the right way, I created this website:

http://www.theanalbible.com, in particular https://www.theanalbible.com/the-anal-bible/.

I'd like to get this going viral and being the nr. 1 guide, with all the necessary information about anal play/sex.

So, just let me know what you think about this. Do you have some better ideas? Is something missing? Additional tips? And of course, if you like it: Plz spread it!

[Buttwoman]

For those who have wondered what women talk about when we all meet for coffee, it's sex. At any age, women together talk about sex.
With all my female friends, at some point anal sex comes up. Over the years we've had the conversation many, many times. This is how the vast majority learn about, and try anal.
Their male friend badgers them for months about it.
The woman gets so friggin' tired of it she says ok.
He gets a huge erection, and with his socks still on, wants to start right now.
He rams a greased funger as far into her ass as it will go, and decides she's ready.
He pushes his cock into her, and begins thrusting.
She bites right thru a blanket, and is glad he's done in four painful strokes.

Sadly, this is why much less than half my friends enjoy anal.
Men AND women need education.
I was one of the lucky ones. My first anal was very badly done, but for unknown reasons, I loved it, and wanted to do it again.

[Haunter]

Hi A.Nalprophet, welcome here! Wow, your aim to create a serious guide on the topic is very appreciable. Soon I'll take a closer look to it

[Analien]

Hello A. Nalprophet,

You have done a great job by creating that site.
I agree, education in this realm is that which people need above all.

[A. Nalprophet]

@Buttwoman:
That's almost 1:1 what I wrote here: https://www.theanalbible.com/the-anal-bible/chapter2/ and it's one the main reasons for my activity. I think it's related to the (most idiotic) male-misconception: "Nooo, I'm not gay!". So the guys only know how to do anal from porn, where they just go hardcore from the beginning and all preparation is cut out...then, yeah...they just kill it for the girl and get some shit on their dick. Wow, awesome...
But where's the male g-spot, where? If they'd know how it feels like and what kind of orgasms are achievable, they'd beg to be at least bisexual...

@Haunter & Analien:
Thx guys! And once more: just tell me if sth is missing or should be done better or whatsoever.

[Sgt_Valk]

I think its worth noting that when going at it with practice and patience will get most 99% further than just trying over and over. For instance my current gf had been mistreated twice, just treated her ass like it was a vagina, shoved it in and went to town. Even most vaginas are more complicated than that... buttstuff can be enjoyable if done with patience and practice, and that can be said from both sides. But it isnt for everyone, in the same way that vaginal isnt for everyone.

[A. Nalprophet]

Hi Sgt_Valk

I wouldn't say "patience and practice", but more "knowledge, preparation and (gentle) practice"!

Although I'm very biased, I claim anal play/sex to be like hugs, massages or kissing. There are also some people who won't like these things, but at least 99% of all people just love it. I just can't imagine how you could dislike anal play!? Ok, combined with fisting, hard vibrations or other variations of it: Not for everyone. But anal in general...at least 99% would love it...if done correctly! That's the main problem.

[A. Nalprophet]

Hi everyone! I just started the following chain-letter. What do you think about it? U'd like to spread it?


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Hi there,

Guess what! This is a chain-letter. BUT WAIT! Give me a chance, before you're just getting annoyed and delete it: Let me tell you that it's probably THE sole reasonable and even needful chain-letter! Why?

The reason you got this message is because initially I but then of course someone else thought that you are:

1. into anal play/sex and/or

2. you have some influence, i.e. reach.

You know, I'm just fed up with hearing all these bad stories and misconceptions (http://www.theanalbible.com/the-anal-bible/chapter2)... There's a big necessity to educate people about anal play/sex!

So here's what I'd like you to do:

- Check out my website http://www.theanalbible.com.

- If you'd like to do so, give me some feedback (http://www.theanalbible.com/contact/).

- You think it's a great idea? Then propagate it: Put the URL on the first seconds of your videos, on your website, on your blog, on your channel, etc.

- Copy-paste this chain-letter and send it to other people who are 1. into anal play/sex and/or 2. have some influence.

Of course we could also do some symbiosis: You recommend my site, I recommend your site/channel/brand/blog/whatever.


And finally, to be honest: Yes, I'd also like to earn some money with this project. If someone buys a product which I recommend on my website, I'll get a little provision. Why not? The products are really good and if this works,
I can quit my regular job and concentrate a 100% on the anal movement!

That's it! Let's make anal great again!


Thanks, greets and all the best
A. Nalprophet
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